(Actually, it's probably just me. )
For the purpose of this blog, my friend who hates me shall remain anonymous. Let's just call him Court.
It's very different from his real name.
Once upon a time, Court was really nice. Back in first grade, I was friends with him, and I remember jumping back and forth from his couch and some weird windowsill thing in the wall.
It was really fun :')
...except then, I fell and started crying.
Court promptly told me to stop crying because if his mom heard, he would get in trouble.
He's such a selfless human being.
~Flash forward five years to middle school~
After being in separate elementary schools, Court and I ended up having almost every class together in sixth grade.
We had such a great relationship.
Everyday in reading class, I used to annoy him and then he would stab me with a pen.
I used to leave class with little stab wounds and pen marks all over my hands.
Sigh. Good times.
We used to sit in tables of four. My table was made up of me, Court, another friend who we will call Tofu, and this other really annoying guy.
Tofu and I used to team up on Court :')
Court really hated when we poked/stabbed his binder, so while one of us was being murdered by his really sharp pens (seriously, I don't even know where he finds pens that pointy), the other one would poke another hole in his binder.
In my defense, Court had already torn his own binder to shreds, and he had written "MOO" all over mine.
I don't really remember much from seventh grade.
My clearest memory of Court from that year was from reading class (a different one this time).
The teacher was talking about something, and Court had turned around in his seat in an attempt to hide his face. He then proceeded to stick hole reinforcements on his eyelids.
To this day, I still don't understand why.
In eighth grade, Court had a locker next to mine.
WE WERE ACTUALLY FRIENDS, AND I THINK HE HATED ME LESS.
He still crushed my dreams, but that's okay. Most of my friends crush my dreams :) Also, Court is awesome.
Nowadays, I don't see really Court anymore.
It's so sad </3
I DID SEE HIM AT HIS HOUSE TODAY THOUGH.
IT WAS SO EXCITING SDLKFJLKDSF :'D
HE WAS WEARING A MAROON SWEATSHIRT AND WAS STARING AT THE COMPUTER, IGNORING ME.
THAT'S OKAY. HE'S COURT. HE'S ALLOWED TO DO THAT.
I WAS SO HAPPY.
I WAS SO HAPPY THAT I stepped on his cat ._.
Whoops.
Court really likes cats. Especially his.
I think he might go on a killing spree and murder me one day.
Oh well ^.^