Like I'm pretty sure you actually wanted to kill us for a moment there.
You're so nice you never get annoyed at us D:
Let's just all blame Jenny. She set off a huge chain reaction after she stole my phone and texted a bunch of people.
It might also have been my way of expressing my rage after debate practice.
There was this one girl there who I wanted to strangle so badly. She was so arrogant. She thought she was better than everyone else just because she won some award last year. EVERY TIME she talked, or someone complimented her, she had this smug smile that I wanted to smack off her face.
BURN off her face.
CUT out of her face.
etc.
I WON AN AWARD LAST YEAR TOO. I WON MORE AWARDS THAN HER. PLEASE SHUT UP.
We were supposed to be taking notes on how our mock debate was going too, and at some point I gave up and just started writing death threats.
Whoops.
There was this one different teacher there who was really awesome though. She teaches eighth grade, and she's my new role model because she criticized that annoying girl and stood up for me.
I think you guys should be best friends.
Aha that girl looked so taken back that she was actually not completely error-free.
Well, whatever the cause, it kind of started like this.
Every week in Chinese school, I let Jenny text her friend, the devil, from my phone.
(Further explanation about my relationship with the devil here)
This week, I don't even know why, she decided to betray my trust and did this:
This, of course, led to the Battle for the Phone.
IT IS PERFECTLY NORMAL TO TAKE PICTURES OF YOUR FRIENDS. WHAT'S WRONG WITH TAKING PICTURES OF YOUR FRIENDS.
Yes, not with my friends, just blackmail pictures of them.
It wasn't even that bad >.>
Then, there's Ivy.
At this point, three people, not including me, wanted my phone.
Jenny, to ruin my life.
Jessie, to delete that picture.
Ivy, because she just likes phones.
IVY OWED ME A BAG OF CHEX MIX FROM LAST WEEK.
I told her she could have my phone if she bought me a bag.
That, of course, prompted her to just leave the classroom while you were teaching.
She came back a few minutes later with a bag from the vending machine.
"Wait, Ivy, where did you get that money?"
"Oh."
"...."
"THE END JUSTIFIES THE MEANS."
Turns out, she just found a random purse in the middle of the cafeteria and stole fifty cents.
SHE STOLE IT.
That then led to all of us trying to teach her how to be a normal, socially acceptable human being.
I ate the Chex Mix anyway.
(I KNOW, I'M A TERRIBLE PERSON, BUT CHEX MIX IS SO GOOD D:)
At this point, you started to notice World War III going on in our corner of the classroom.
I had promised my phone to whoever could get me Chex Mix (terrible bargain), and everyone kept stealing the Chex Mix and bribing me.
Eventually, you confiscated the bag.
I was really sad.
The whole situation just went downhill from there.
Just know there was a lot of tackling and disabling of phones while you were trying to teach ._.
I'm sorry.
I'll even do my Chinese homework for once to make up for it.
(Please don't hate me D:)