For those who know me, I’ve started bringing in Froot Loops with my lunch. My dad finally realized that my diet actually sucks, and he decided I needed to cereal for breakfast.
There’s the minor detail that I don’t actually eat them in the morning and kind of just eat them randomly throughout day, but he doesn’t have to know that.
Anyway, Froot Loops are life.
They’re so sugary and unhealthy, but that’s all okay because they taste good. And they’re awesome.
PLUS THEY’RE RAINBOWS :’D
WHEEEE (that’s the unicorn jumping over the rainbow)
Froot Loops bring happiness to life. They’re like the Skittles of cereal, and who doesn’t like Skittles? Tasting rainbows is great.
Do you know why this week was a great week?
Froot Loops.
Why did our planting science experiment actually not fail?
Froot Loops. Also, Sarah is awesome.
Why did I actually do well on a math quiz?
The Froot Loops gave me knowledge.
Or how about how I stole a cat and now I have a pet for 10 days?
IT’S ALL BECAUSE OF THE FROOT LOOPS.
Basically, Froot Loops bring color to life.
They’re like the more magical version of Cheerios.
See, there’s
CHEERIOS
and then there’s
FROOT LOOPS
If I had been eating Cheerios, this week would have been so plain and uneventful *coughcheerioshavenotaste
YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT.
Eating Cheerios is like this song about pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows.
(Minus the pink fluffy unicorns. And the rainbows.)
Eating Froot Loops is actually seeing those pink fluffy unicorns.
Do you know how dull Cheerios are? They’re all the same color. THEY DON’T BRING ME HAPPINESS. If you smushed them up (like my friends did to my Froot Loops ;_;), they would just be a pile of sad, tragic crumbs.
Froot Loops, on the other hand, are still rainbow and beautiful. They become unicorn dust.
It’s the stuff that dreams are made of :’)
I don’t know about you, but I would much rather be a unicorn than a pile of crumbs.
Basically, Froot Loops are magical, and if you don’t like them, your existence does not matter to me :D
There’s the minor detail that I don’t actually eat them in the morning and kind of just eat them randomly throughout day, but he doesn’t have to know that.
Anyway, Froot Loops are life.
They’re so sugary and unhealthy, but that’s all okay because they taste good. And they’re awesome.
PLUS THEY’RE RAINBOWS :’D
WHEEEE (that’s the unicorn jumping over the rainbow)
Froot Loops bring happiness to life. They’re like the Skittles of cereal, and who doesn’t like Skittles? Tasting rainbows is great.
Do you know why this week was a great week?
Froot Loops.
Why did our planting science experiment actually not fail?
Froot Loops. Also, Sarah is awesome.
Why did I actually do well on a math quiz?
The Froot Loops gave me knowledge.
Or how about how I stole a cat and now I have a pet for 10 days?
IT’S ALL BECAUSE OF THE FROOT LOOPS.
Basically, Froot Loops bring color to life.
They’re like the more magical version of Cheerios.
See, there’s
CHEERIOS
and then there’s
FROOT LOOPS
If I had been eating Cheerios, this week would have been so plain and uneventful *coughcheerioshavenotaste
YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT.
Eating Cheerios is like this song about pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows.
(Minus the pink fluffy unicorns. And the rainbows.)
Eating Froot Loops is actually seeing those pink fluffy unicorns.
Do you know how dull Cheerios are? They’re all the same color. THEY DON’T BRING ME HAPPINESS. If you smushed them up (like my friends did to my Froot Loops ;_;), they would just be a pile of sad, tragic crumbs.
Froot Loops, on the other hand, are still rainbow and beautiful. They become unicorn dust.
It’s the stuff that dreams are made of :’)
I don’t know about you, but I would much rather be a unicorn than a pile of crumbs.
Basically, Froot Loops are magical, and if you don’t like them, your existence does not matter to me :D