First, I learned that my friend, the devil, sucks at Candy Crush. And that I suck at Dumb Ways To Die.
I died (all three lives and everything) for three games straight.
Does this mean I'm bad at not dying? D:
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...aka, Monmouth Junior Science Symposium.
First, I learned that my friend, the devil, sucks at Candy Crush. And that I suck at Dumb Ways To Die. I died (all three lives and everything) for three games straight. Does this mean I'm bad at not dying? D:
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1. Sleep really early.
Yeah. I SLEPT EARLY FOR ONCE. Well, if you count midnight as early. Aha. Normally, I'm freaking out about not having time.
There's never enough. Except today. I actually have time. *HUGE GASP* YES, I KNOW. I'M SHOCKED TOO. That title is in blue.
Blue is a nice color There's even a TV show dedicated to it (kind of). Blue's great. At this point, I no longer have any idea of what's going on.
What's due tomorrow? That's due Friday? What about this? At this point, I've also decided that I give up. WHY YOU SHOULD ALL WATCH GRAVITY: Have you ever been in one of those terrible situations when all your friends take French and they ask you to rehearse a dialogue with them?
"I don't care how badly you pronounce things," they claim, when in reality, every time you say something wrong, they're silently murdering you in their heads. Sometimes, it's so bad that they can't even understand what you're trying to read. Every time I see my cousin, her hair is a different color. My name is Cat. I am a deer.
Being a deer is tough, especially in the winter months. All you two-legged humans living in those big houses of yours while we freeze out here in the woods. YOU GUYS ARE WEAK. PFT THE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY. But seriously, it's so cold. I'm Asian. |