As we all know, printers are evil.
EVILLLLL
SENT FROM THE DEVIL TO TORTURE US
EVILLLLL
SENT FROM THE DEVIL TO TORTURE US
First of all, they’re con artists.
They look so shiny and beautiful when you buy them. The box might even say “High quality picture printing!”.
Yup. Great picture quality.
If you’re printing out a black and white picture.
Minus the picture.
Yup. Great picture quality.
If you’re printing out a black and white picture.
Minus the picture.
Secondly, the ink is stupid.
PRINTER INK IS MORE EXPENSIVE THAN HUMAN BLOOD.
What the heck. Is printer ink made of liquid cats or something?
At least for the printer I use, the ink isn't just super expensive, it’s all screwed up and none of the colors ever come out right.
It’s so sad because all the colors come out darker. It’s not even a nice darker- it’s like a sickly, depressing darker D:
Want to print a happy rainbow and unicorn? Nope. Here’s a rainbow of death and darkness.
Thanks printer. I appreciate it.
I MIGHT AS WELL JUST PRINT OUT PICTURES OF PENTAGRAMS AND PERFORM SATANIC RITUALS SINCE YOU CLEARLY CAN’T DO ANYTHING RIGHT WHY CAN’T YOU JUST MAKE THE COLORS PRETTY
At least for the printer I use, the ink isn't just super expensive, it’s all screwed up and none of the colors ever come out right.
It’s so sad because all the colors come out darker. It’s not even a nice darker- it’s like a sickly, depressing darker D:
Want to print a happy rainbow and unicorn? Nope. Here’s a rainbow of death and darkness.
Thanks printer. I appreciate it.
I MIGHT AS WELL JUST PRINT OUT PICTURES OF PENTAGRAMS AND PERFORM SATANIC RITUALS SINCE YOU CLEARLY CAN’T DO ANYTHING RIGHT WHY CAN’T YOU JUST MAKE THE COLORS PRETTY
Don’t forget how they can’t function even without ONE, UNIMPORTANT COLOR.
Need to print out this black and white essay? Sorry, your magenta ink is out. Why don’t you just flunk out of school?
They also like to randomly stop working in the wee hours of the night while printing out essays or things for other assignments.
I have had way too many problems with printing at 2 am without anyone else online to help me out e_e
Plus, these “issues” are usually not even valid. It’s always phantom paper jams, connection problems, Human waffleodeficiency virus, etc.
Basically, printers hate me.
They also like to randomly stop working in the wee hours of the night while printing out essays or things for other assignments.
I have had way too many problems with printing at 2 am without anyone else online to help me out e_e
Plus, these “issues” are usually not even valid. It’s always phantom paper jams, connection problems, Human waffleodeficiency virus, etc.
Basically, printers hate me.
HOWEVER, THIS IS ONE PRINTER THAT I WILL NEVER LOSE RESPECT FOR, AND THAT IS THE PRINTER IN IED ROOM.
MS. GRUNTHANER IS LIFE.
I THINK HER GIANT PRINTER JUST RUNS ON THE POWER OF HER AWESOMENESS.
(Ms. G teaches a class called IED as in, Introduction to Engineering Design. For that class, we do a lot of online stuff with this cool program called Inventor. Yeah. It’s just really awesome.)
But that’s not the point.
The point is she has this huge printer for printing out special projects like the car one that my group just finished recently :’)
Once upon a time, Ms. G hadn’t bought the model cars from PLTW. Except this year, of course, she did, and we had to make an online version of the model car.
We had to measure out dimensions for all the separate pieces of the car using dial calipers, which are these really sharp things that would make good murder weapons, and use those dimensions to make 3D versions of every individual piece. Then, all those pieces had to be put into an assembly file and assembled into a car. Each individual piece had to have an idw (a sheet with at least one view of the item that gives enough dimensions/other information for the piece to be manufactured), and those all had to be compiled, with the dimensions taken out, and put into a working drawing.
Basically, it was painful.
Today, my group finally finished the project (I think) and printed out a final product using the huge awesome printer :’D
I think it's called a plotter?
It kind of looks like a coffin. That’s what my friend and I thought it was the first time we saw it. We just call it the dead body printer now
As to why it was magical:
THE PRINTER HAD SUCH HIGH QUALITY INK.
IT PRINTED OUT EVERYTHING SO BEAUTIFULLY WITH ONE LINE OF INK APPEARING AT A TIME.
THE COLORS WERE SO MAGICAL.
EVERYTHING ABOUT IT WAS MAGICAL.
IT WAS EVEN SPECIAL ENOUGH TO HAVE THIS KNIFE THING THAT COULD CUT THE PAPER TO THE RIGHT SIZE.
I’M SURE THAT PRINTER NEVER STOPPED WORKING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.
DEAD BODY PRINTERS FOR THE WIN <3
I THINK HER GIANT PRINTER JUST RUNS ON THE POWER OF HER AWESOMENESS.
(Ms. G teaches a class called IED as in, Introduction to Engineering Design. For that class, we do a lot of online stuff with this cool program called Inventor. Yeah. It’s just really awesome.)
But that’s not the point.
The point is she has this huge printer for printing out special projects like the car one that my group just finished recently :’)
Once upon a time, Ms. G hadn’t bought the model cars from PLTW. Except this year, of course, she did, and we had to make an online version of the model car.
We had to measure out dimensions for all the separate pieces of the car using dial calipers, which are these really sharp things that would make good murder weapons, and use those dimensions to make 3D versions of every individual piece. Then, all those pieces had to be put into an assembly file and assembled into a car. Each individual piece had to have an idw (a sheet with at least one view of the item that gives enough dimensions/other information for the piece to be manufactured), and those all had to be compiled, with the dimensions taken out, and put into a working drawing.
Basically, it was painful.
Today, my group finally finished the project (I think) and printed out a final product using the huge awesome printer :’D
I think it's called a plotter?
It kind of looks like a coffin. That’s what my friend and I thought it was the first time we saw it. We just call it the dead body printer now
As to why it was magical:
THE PRINTER HAD SUCH HIGH QUALITY INK.
IT PRINTED OUT EVERYTHING SO BEAUTIFULLY WITH ONE LINE OF INK APPEARING AT A TIME.
THE COLORS WERE SO MAGICAL.
EVERYTHING ABOUT IT WAS MAGICAL.
IT WAS EVEN SPECIAL ENOUGH TO HAVE THIS KNIFE THING THAT COULD CUT THE PAPER TO THE RIGHT SIZE.
I’M SURE THAT PRINTER NEVER STOPPED WORKING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.
DEAD BODY PRINTERS FOR THE WIN <3