Once upon a time, there was a magical unicorn named Erica the Sophomore.
Except she wasn't a unicorn.
Nor was she magical.
So basically, everything I've said so far is a lie.
She was really just Erica the Sophomore. Yes, she's actually a sophomore.
One day, Erica the Sophomore thought it would be great if there was a blog post about her.
Since, like you know, she's not a magical unicorn.
She should at least get a blog post.
Today, Erica the Sophomore did many things.
First, she woke up at a normal time, and the sun was shining, and she was well-rested.
Just kidding.
No one wakes up well-rested on school days.
She slept at 12:02 am.
Her alarm clock then went off at 5:30, but being the rebel that she is, she didn't actually get up until 5:32.
Since Erica the Sophomore is awesome, she had a hot pocket for breakfast (whoa breakfast) at 5:56 in the morning. When asked to describe this hot pocket, she stated that "it tasted really good".
After the hot pocket, Erica the Sophomore trudged through the dark and stormy night to the bus stop at the entrance of her development. It wasn't actually night, but you couldn't tell by looking at the sky. Basically, it looked like night time, and it was snowing.
Erica the Sophomore proceeded to get on to the bus at exactly 6:10 am.
(I have no idea how she keeps such good track of the time. I can't even tell what day of the week it is 90% of the time.)
She then slept, and decided to leave out the part of her day when I got on the bus two minutes later.
I guess I'm not special enough </3
At 7:07, she woke up at High Tech and got off the bus.
Then, since she still can't figure out how to open her locker, I opened it for her.
We had a nice twenty minute conversation about stuff that neither of us can remember. Then, I decided that I didn't like her anymore and left to go talk to my other friends.
Yeah, I know. I have friends. Isn't that cool?
Erica the Sophomore then decided I wasn't worthy of being talked to either, and went to her friend Amanda.
"We were talking about TSA," she says. "I dropped my pencil case on her foot."
Wow. Such kindness.
7:35- The first bell rang and Erica the Sophomore went back to her locker.
I walked by and bonked her on the head because that's what friends do <3
Erica the Sophomore then had to go to her first period class, which was Humanities. She took a vocabulary quiz and watched a movie.
Now Erica the Sophomore eats breakfast, but she doesn't really eat lunch.
Today, she bought a bag of pretzels from the vending machine in the MPR.
Except then, she decided that pretzels actually suck, and drank ice tea instead.
I got the remaining pretzels :'D
Except then Christina Wang ate just about all of them. A bunch fell on the floor, too, and I went around putting pretzels on everyone's heads.
Erica the Sophomore then decided the second half of her school day didn't actually exist, and we shall fast forward to when she got on the bus.
...Basically she got on the bus.
We then talked more after all the Woodcliff kids went home, and we were the only two left.
The Woodcliff kids are just too cool for those 15 extra minutes of the bus ride.
She's apparently excited because today, her brother has tennis tryouts.
She mainly wants him to make the team so she can see her friends in eighth grade. I don't think it really matters to her if her brother fails.
(BTW ERICA, IF YOU'RE READING THIS, I'M SORRY THAT THIS BLOG POST IS PROBABLY MEANER TO YOU THAN YOU WANTED IT TO BE)
Oh yeah. I almost forgot the part when she got off the bus at precisely 3:06.
She probably went home and slept. And then ate Ramen noodles because Ramen is her life.
And then Erica the Sophomore turned into an actual unicorn and galloped away into the sunset.
And they all lived happily ever after.
The End :)