First, I learned that my friend, the devil, sucks at Candy Crush. And that I suck at Dumb Ways To Die.
I died (all three lives and everything) for three games straight.
Does this mean I'm bad at not dying? D:
I'VE HIDDEN IT FOR SO LONG...BUT THE TIME FOR HIDING IS OVER.
GUYS, I'M A DEVIL WORSHIPPER.
No, I'm kidding. I don't actually worship the devil.
...but I do have a friend who sometimes is pretty much like the devil in human form, and that's close enough.
Please don't report me or anything I don't actually worship the devil. And I'm sorry if I disappointed any people who actually are devil worshippers.
Anyway, then I learned that
"Wow! THESE SEATS (the ones in the auditorium) HAVE TABLES :'D"
They were so beautiful and convenient and useful for life.
Next, I learned that there are some middle school people who are great to see randomly outside of school, and others...
Let's just say I was hiding from someone at some point.
Turns out, MedSci thought today would be a great day to go to NJSS too ^.^
Having the devil as a friend is great, because the devil will take every opportunity to crush your soul and destroy all your hopes and dreams.
It keeps you from getting too absorbed in your own awesomeness.
I didn't actually realize how right the devil was and how bad I am at life until today.
Lunch time is always a great time of day– except when your friend the devil has convinced you to not actually bring lunch. I had to buy lunch from the university campus we were on.
NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, I BET SHE PLOTTED OUT THE WHOLE THING SO I WOULD HUMILIATE MYSELF.
SHE, AS IN, IN CASE YOU CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT, THE DEVIL.
I walked up to some grill place and the lady looked at me expectantly.
"Uhh can I have Number 1? Combo?"
See, that doesn't sound that bad except for the fact that number 1 was "Spicy or Crispy Chicken Sandwich".
I didn't actually specify which one.
"What drink would you like?"
"Drink? I don't know D: Uhh can I not have one?"
I KNOW, I'M STUPID. I REALIZE NOW THAT THE STUPID COMBO INCLUDED A DRINK T_T
She was kind of looking at me like "what the—" while I paid and tried to look as smooth as possible.
She didn't even ask for my name. Like, she knew I was going to stand at the counter like an idiot waiting for my order.
Of course, the devil (SHE PLANNED THIS) and my other friends were around to witness my terrible failure and humiliation. My teacher was there, too.
Whoops.
IT'S OKAY BECAUSE THE FRENCH FRIES WERE REALLY GOOD.
IT WAS WORTH IT IN THE END.
Afterwards, my friends and I got free lemonade. It was the devil's idea, which is never a good thing.
I got a water bottle with lemonade powder instead of the fresh? lemonade they had that you could get in cups. Pshh quantity, not quality.
Except I might die now. It was basically water, sugar, and yellow chemicals.
Next to the lemonade stand, there was also this huge poster that people could write on that said "What do you do when life hands you lemons?" really big at the top.
That was my response^
Then everyone decided it would be really fun to write on the poster, and I wasn't special anymore.
BUT HEY, I STARTED SOMETHING.
Unfortunately, then we had to go back to school. We didn't even stay for the whole conference. I was so sad.
On the bus ride back, we were playing a game where someone says a word, an the next person has to follow up with another word starting with the letter the first word ended on.
For example, tree --> endoplasmic reticulum.
For some reason, even though we were supposed to be naming food, all I could think was endoplasmic reticulum, and I kept saying ridiculous answers like that.
Based on my answers, gorillas, turtles, and humans are edible too.
Then I just started going insane and sang every Barney song I could remember.
It was great :D
(If you actually wanted to know what happened, you can probably find more information here) :3
Basically, the trip was really fun, and the presentations were not as boring as I thought they would be.
To those of you who are going tomorrow- Have fun and don't forget to write something on the poster :'D