WHY YOU SHOULD ALL WATCH GRAVITY:
1. IT WAS SO INTENSE
2. SO INTENSE
3. OMG IT WAS SO GOOD AND INTENSE
4. LIFE
5. INTENSITY
6. SDJLDKFJLKDJHKGJ
AS YOU CAN SEE, I JUST SPENT THE LAST HOUR AND A HALF OF MY LIFE ON THIS MOVIE.
IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
APPARENTLY, THERE WERE A TON OF SCIENTIFIC INACCURACIES, BUT I DIDN'T NOTICE. IF YOU'RE ACTUALLY KNOWLEDGABLE AND YOU DO NOTICE THINGS, JUST IGNORE THEM. THEY'LL RUIN THE MOVIE.
YOU MAY BE WONDERING WHY THIS ENTIRE POST IS IN CAPS LOCK.
IT'S BECAUSE EMOTIONS.
I HAVE VERY BIG EMOTIONS, AND RIGHT NOW I'M DROWNING IN THE INTENSITY OF THE MOVIE.
IT WAS SO
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OKAY UH HERE'S SOMETHING MORE COHERENT:
IT WAS REALLY FAST-PACED. THE 90ISH MINUTES JUST FLEW BY.
EVERY MOMENT WAS EITHER FULL OF ACTION OR EMOTION.
I CRIED TWICE.
LIKE LEGITIMATELY CRIED.
THEN AGAIN, THAT DOESN'T MEAN MUCH FOR ME BECAUSE I LOSE IT OVER ANYTHING REMOTELY SAD.
IT'S TO THE POINT THAT I CAN'T WATCH MOVIES IN SCHOOL OR WITH MY FRIENDS. IT'S TERRIBLE. I CAN'T SHOW ALL MY EMOTIONS I JUST HAVE TO PRETEND THAT I'M PERFECTLY FINE.
*WATCHES TARZAN IN SPANISH*
OF COURSE, THAT SAD SCENE WHERE TARZAN DECIDES THAT HE WANTS TO BE LIKE A HUMAN COINCIDES WITH CLASS ENDING.
I BASICALLY SHOVED ALL MY HAIR IN MY FACE AND SAID SOMETHING FUNNY/STUPID TO BRING MYSELF BACK TO REALITY.
I'M HAVING SUCH AN EMOTIONAL OVERFLOW RIGHT NOW.
I HAVEN'T STOPPED TYPING IN CAPS LOCK SINCE THE MOVIE ENDED. I CAN'T THINK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE OR DO ANY WORK.
I WILL REGRET THAT TOMORROW, WHEN I HAVE TO DO JUST ABOUT MY ENTIRE SOFTWARE APPS PROJECT.
IT WAS JUST SO... HAKDHJSHSJJ
I CAN'T GO INTO DETAIL THOUGH. I DON'T WANT TO SPOIL IT FOR ANYONE.
LET'S JUST SAY, MATTHEW KOWALSKI.
HE IS LIFE.
HE WAS SO EPIC. LIKE I RAISED HIM TO JACK SPARROW LEVEL EPIC. I HAVE VERY HIGH STANDARDS FOR TITLES LIKE THAT.
HE WAS THE MAIN SOURCE OF MY EMOTION THOUGH (COUGH PEOPLE WHO'VE WATCHED GRAVITY YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN)
HE AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WERE ACTUALLY PRETTY MUCH THE ONLY TWO ACTORS IN THE MOVIE O_O
THERE WAS LIKE ONE MORE GUY NAMED SHARIFF BUT HE WASN'T IMPORTANT (D:)
THE MAIN CHARACTER, BY THE WAY, WAS NAMED RYAN STONE.
RYAN STONE WAS NOT MALE.
HER DAD APPARENTLY WANTED A BOY AND AS A RESULT, NAMED HER THAT.
I SPENT THE FIRST HALF HOUR OF THE MOVIE THINKING SHE WAS JUST A GUY WITH A HIGHER-THAN-NORMAL VOICE. WHOOPS.
MATT KOWALSKI THOUGH SHDKJHKHDJDHNJD SHDJDJB
I'M SORRY I CAN'T SAY ANYTHING BUT GIBBERISH. I DON'T WANT TO SPOIL ANYTHING.
(BUT IF YOU WATCHED IT, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN)
HE DIDN'T COPY. HE DIDN'T COPY.
THAT SCENE OMG.
AGHHHHH.
THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVEN'T WATCHED THE MOVIE WON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT MEANS (HOPEFULLY)
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SO CAPS-LOCKISH AND NOT THAT ENTERTAINING.
BUT RIGHT NOW, GRAVITY IS MY LIFE. EVERYTHING REVOLVES AROUND IT.
I CAN'T THINK OR PROCESS ANYTHING ELSE RIGHT NOW.
JUST
MATT KOWALSKI.
I ACTUALLY HAD A POST PLANNED FOR TODAY.
I WAS GOING TO TEACH YOU ALL ABOUT HOW CHINESE PEOPLE DECIDED THE UNIVERSE WAS CREATED.
OH WELL. THAT CAN WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW.
I HOPE THIS WASN'T TOO INCOHERENT. ORIGINALLY, 90% OF THIS WAS JUST JSHDSKJDJDK (LITERALLY RANDOM LINES OF GIBBERISH), SO HOPEFULLY THIS WAS AT LEAST A STEP UP FROM THAT ^.^"
JUST…WATCH GRAVITY.
READ THIS AGAIN WHEN YOU WATCH IT.
ALL WILL MAKE SENSE.