Every time I see my cousin, her hair is a different color.
Like, I don't even know what to expect anymore when she decides to randomly stop by New Jersey.
The first she came to America, she looked mostly normal.
(Not to say she doesn't look normal now, but like, her hair was a normal color).
I don't really remember anymore, but if it was dyed, it was like a brown color that a lot of Asian people dye their hair.
The next thing you know, she turned into a rainbow.
A year later, I saw her in a photo from Florida.
Her hair was purple.
Not like, a dark purple either. It was like, a bright pink-ish/purple-ish color.
A few months after the incident, my family and I went to China.
When we saw her there, her hair had magically turned blue.
I guess she was randomly passing by New Jersey this week, because today, she came to my house.
I didn't actually know she was coming, since I was sleeping the whole afternoon and didn't notice my mom going to pick her up from the airport.
That was actually a really nice nap.
Anyway, when I came back from the dead, my cousin was downstairs.
I walked down to wave to her.
Her hair was not blue.
It was blonde.
THERE'S A VERY DISTINCT PATTERN IN THIS.
It's like Roy G. Biv backwards.
VIOLET. INDIGO/BLUE.
GREEN COULD'VE HAPPENED IN THE MONTHS I DIDN'T SEE HER.
RIGHT NOW IT'S YELLOW.
ORANGE IS NEXT.
I'm psychic.
I wonder if her hair is secretly magical changes color with the seasons.
That would be cool.
Maybe she's part unicorn :O
On the other hand, she could also secretly be an international criminal.
It could explain why she has to keep changing up her look. She needs to make sure the police can't track her down.
You never know.
See, she'll just be walking around with her rainbow hair.
No one will suspect a thing because rainbows and unicorns go hand in hand.
Then suddenly,
BAM SECRETLY A NINJA.
Okay, I don't know even know what I'm talking about anymore.
Oh well.
I wish I was a rainbow.