1. Even though the blade looks weak, it’s actually really sharp.
The machine has adapted this type of blade as an evolutionary advantage over its larger counterpart, the bandsaw.
(HAHA BIOLOGY TO WORLD CONNECTIONS)
That thin sliver of metal is faster than you think.
(HAHA BIOLOGY TO WORLD CONNECTIONS)
That thin sliver of metal is faster than you think.
2. YOUR HANDS SHOULD BE TWO INCHES FROM THE BLADE AT ALL TIMES.
MOST IMPORTANT RULE OF MS. G.
MS. G IS LIFE.
SO DON’T BREAK HER RULES.
PFT I HAVE NEVER BROKEN THAT RULE.
NEVER.
EVER.
NOPE.
._.
MS. G IS LIFE.
SO DON’T BREAK HER RULES.
PFT I HAVE NEVER BROKEN THAT RULE.
NEVER.
EVER.
NOPE.
._.
3. Scroll saws are not your friends.
In fact, they hate you, and will take every opportunity possible to kill you.
4. Scroll saws look like sewing machines. They are not in fact sewing machines.
5. It hurts.
PAIN MAY BE WEAKNESS LEAVING THE BODY, AND WHAT DOESN’T KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRONGER,
but just don’t.
but just don’t.
6. What if you get blood on the blade?
May 25th, 2014- someone steals something from the B10Tech Lab. The detectives are going to come and overanalyze everything. They’ll be sad because there won’t be any leads or anything….BUT WAIT, A BLOOD SAMPLE ON THE SCROLL SAW!
So basically you’re screwed.
So basically you’re screwed.
7. According to quantum physics, there’s a really small chance that the scroll saw will randomly teleport out of the tech lab into your house and kill you.
It’s like, one in a 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000, but hey. It could still happen.
8. WHAT IF YOU LOST A FINGER
Actually, you could sue the school for that so I guess the money....
Check your priorities.
CHECK YOURSELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YOURSELF.
Either way, Ms. G. would kill you mentally for hurting yourself.
Check your priorities.
CHECK YOURSELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YOURSELF.
Either way, Ms. G. would kill you mentally for hurting yourself.
9. Your finger might go through an identity crisis.
It took like a minute for my finger to realize it should be bleeding.
It then promptly started gushing blood. Which was not good.
It took another five minutes for my finger to realize it was supposed to be hurting.
Now it just looks really gross.
It then promptly started gushing blood. Which was not good.
It took another five minutes for my finger to realize it was supposed to be hurting.
Now it just looks really gross.
10. Just don’t. Seriously.
Accidents happen when you don’t know what you’re doing.
…
Well, at least it wasn’t the band saw.
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Well, at least it wasn’t the band saw.