Some background info: Who is Court?
Over the course of the school year, I’ve managed to turn the upper compartment of my locker into a cool hang-out place. For Court.
Like you know, that small top part that really is kind of pointless? Since nothing really fits up there anyway?
(Looking back, I used to put my textbooks there but then I got too lazy to stand up once I squatted down in front of my locker)
So instead, I’ve been using that area to cultivate a new civilization.
Over the course of the school year, I’ve managed to turn the upper compartment of my locker into a cool hang-out place. For Court.
Like you know, that small top part that really is kind of pointless? Since nothing really fits up there anyway?
(Looking back, I used to put my textbooks there but then I got too lazy to stand up once I squatted down in front of my locker)
So instead, I’ve been using that area to cultivate a new civilization.
1. The first member of the community was Court the Chlorophyll. There was a time when Court did not exist, but then one day, Mr. Roche was like, “Hey, wouldn’t it be fun to cut a bunch of leaves with quarters and somehow magically press the leaf pigments on to this piece of paper thing?” Yes. So fun. In some series of events, we ended up with a paper that we put into a solution thing.
24 hours later, Court the Chlorophyll was born.
He’s been enjoying life in my locker since then.
2. Once upon a time, there were Skittles. They were not just any Skittles. No. These were Chinese Skittles ( “彩虹”) not illegally smuggled into America because I’m a rebel like that B-)
“Stays fresh for 5-7 months!” claimed the awesome packaging thing.
Two months after purchase, the Skittles take a field trip to school and are covered in mold.
Yay false advertising.
You don’t even know how disappointing that was. There were so many Skittles left.
I WAS GOING TO EAT THEM. BUT I COULDN’T. BECAUSE I COULD’VE DIED. ALSO SHROOMS. DON’T DO DRUGS CHILDREN.
One lone yellow Skittle Court, however, was so overtaken by the pure awesomeness that radiated from the other Court's that he took the initiative to escape from the box-packaging-thing. Today, he is a prominent member of the Court community.
3. Erica the Sophomore is a magical unicorn who likes pretzels.
Just kidding.
She’s not magical nor a unicorn. She doesn’t even like pretzels. So of course, being the awesome friend I was, I took her bag of pretzels that she bought from the vending machine so she didn’t have to throw them out. The only problem is I didn’t really want to eat the pretzels either.
Psh who actually eats food?
I ended up sacrificing it to the devil (aka Christina Wang for all you uneducated people)
To prevent the remaining pretzels from suffering the terrible pain and suffering of being eaten and digested, I have preserved their salt-covered bodies. Recently, I randomly took one out and put it on the table in Spanish class.
Five minutes later, it disappeared and I had a panic attack because I thought someone ate it. WHAT IF THE VICTIM SUED ME? ALSO, THAT PRETZEL WAS NAMED COURT TOO AND HE WAS MY FRIEND.
Turns out, someone colored Court with Sharpie because yknow, diversity. Promoting minorities.
B-)
4. When you find a mysterious white blob on your desk, there’s a 50-50 chance that it’s gum. Which would be gross.
But I LIVE LIFE ON THE EDGE and I poked it. And eventually just picked it up and started playing with it.
BEFORE I CONTINUE, I WOULD LIKE TO SAY I HAD PERFORMED THOROUGH ANALYSIS ON THE THING PRIOR TO RIPPING IT OFF THE TABLE AND CONFIRMED IT NOT TO BE GUM. WELL, NOT CONFIRMED. MORE LIKE STRONGLY GUESSED. BUT THAT’S NOT THE POINT.
Turns out, it was Model Magic.
After that class, I had gym though, and I wasn’t sure what to do with it. Plus, Model Magic is expensive. I wasn’t going to throw it away.
Into the locker it goes~
(Except then I forgot about it and it ended up drying up and dying anyway, but that’s okay. Court the Chlorophyll was secretly studying the dark arts and was able to dispose of the body using Ancient Egyptian rituals)
5. Like everyone knows, dandelions are made of wishes. Which are like made of unicorn dust or something. Duh.
They’re so beautiful and fun to blow on :’)
Plus, they grant wishes.
AND THEY’RE FREE.
I can’t see a beautiful dandelion and just not pick it up. They were literally the most perfect dandelions I had ever seen.
So lalalalaa into the locker they went.
They got partially destroyed, but hey that’s okay.
Until the devil came and just ripped the souls from their bodies.
Now that I think about it, my locker is more of a cemetery than a hang-out place.
…
Pft same thing.
In 10 days or less or more or however many days there are until the end of the school year, I’m going to have to actually throw stuff out </3
This is so tragic. How do I hang out with Court now?
Speaking of Court, here’s a video recommended by him:
24 hours later, Court the Chlorophyll was born.
He’s been enjoying life in my locker since then.
2. Once upon a time, there were Skittles. They were not just any Skittles. No. These were Chinese Skittles ( “彩虹”) not illegally smuggled into America because I’m a rebel like that B-)
“Stays fresh for 5-7 months!” claimed the awesome packaging thing.
Two months after purchase, the Skittles take a field trip to school and are covered in mold.
Yay false advertising.
You don’t even know how disappointing that was. There were so many Skittles left.
I WAS GOING TO EAT THEM. BUT I COULDN’T. BECAUSE I COULD’VE DIED. ALSO SHROOMS. DON’T DO DRUGS CHILDREN.
One lone yellow Skittle Court, however, was so overtaken by the pure awesomeness that radiated from the other Court's that he took the initiative to escape from the box-packaging-thing. Today, he is a prominent member of the Court community.
3. Erica the Sophomore is a magical unicorn who likes pretzels.
Just kidding.
She’s not magical nor a unicorn. She doesn’t even like pretzels. So of course, being the awesome friend I was, I took her bag of pretzels that she bought from the vending machine so she didn’t have to throw them out. The only problem is I didn’t really want to eat the pretzels either.
Psh who actually eats food?
I ended up sacrificing it to the devil (aka Christina Wang for all you uneducated people)
To prevent the remaining pretzels from suffering the terrible pain and suffering of being eaten and digested, I have preserved their salt-covered bodies. Recently, I randomly took one out and put it on the table in Spanish class.
Five minutes later, it disappeared and I had a panic attack because I thought someone ate it. WHAT IF THE VICTIM SUED ME? ALSO, THAT PRETZEL WAS NAMED COURT TOO AND HE WAS MY FRIEND.
Turns out, someone colored Court with Sharpie because yknow, diversity. Promoting minorities.
B-)
4. When you find a mysterious white blob on your desk, there’s a 50-50 chance that it’s gum. Which would be gross.
But I LIVE LIFE ON THE EDGE and I poked it. And eventually just picked it up and started playing with it.
BEFORE I CONTINUE, I WOULD LIKE TO SAY I HAD PERFORMED THOROUGH ANALYSIS ON THE THING PRIOR TO RIPPING IT OFF THE TABLE AND CONFIRMED IT NOT TO BE GUM. WELL, NOT CONFIRMED. MORE LIKE STRONGLY GUESSED. BUT THAT’S NOT THE POINT.
Turns out, it was Model Magic.
After that class, I had gym though, and I wasn’t sure what to do with it. Plus, Model Magic is expensive. I wasn’t going to throw it away.
Into the locker it goes~
(Except then I forgot about it and it ended up drying up and dying anyway, but that’s okay. Court the Chlorophyll was secretly studying the dark arts and was able to dispose of the body using Ancient Egyptian rituals)
5. Like everyone knows, dandelions are made of wishes. Which are like made of unicorn dust or something. Duh.
They’re so beautiful and fun to blow on :’)
Plus, they grant wishes.
AND THEY’RE FREE.
I can’t see a beautiful dandelion and just not pick it up. They were literally the most perfect dandelions I had ever seen.
So lalalalaa into the locker they went.
They got partially destroyed, but hey that’s okay.
Until the devil came and just ripped the souls from their bodies.
Now that I think about it, my locker is more of a cemetery than a hang-out place.
…
Pft same thing.
In 10 days or less or more or however many days there are until the end of the school year, I’m going to have to actually throw stuff out </3
This is so tragic. How do I hang out with Court now?
Speaking of Court, here’s a video recommended by him:
Yeah. Court is life.
That’s all I have to say bye~
That’s all I have to say bye~